So Messed Up....I Want You....HERE

While watching Chelsea Lately last week I was shocked when I heard Chuy Bravo announce that "Miss Chelsea" would be "on Don King" later that night or the following evening. I can't remember. And I can't blame my mind lapse on too much Belvedere. I DO think that it is the result of too much Chelsea. I am obsessed on a functional level. I'll write again when I define "functional". Well, thank God Chels had had just enough spirit juice (that would be the Belvedere) to correct the little matzoh ball's mind fart. My 3 second fantasy of Chelsea with Don King perplexed me more than my 9th Grade Algebra Regents. I got a 28 on that one. Mindy Brown, who sat next to me in class, got an impressive 29. She was obviously the brains of our little back row Algebra posse.